Maui Wowie reviews

From the time we first start smoking and hearing about different strains, Maui Wowie always is mentioned. This was pineapple express before pineapple express was a thing. That being said, here is my review of this legend! once my budtender opened the jar it smelled like body odor....yes B.O!!!! as I got closer the pineapple and tropical notes became apparent. it's coated in those light tan crystals your used to with good sativa strains! I get home and pack a bong up and see what happens..... of course all in the head like your typical sativa!!!!! but wait.... I'm not to far gone in my head.!!!! I'm actually not thinking way to hard on a pure sativa strain!!!!! one thing about sativa strains is that they tend to make me think really, really hard. almost over think things. Not with Maui!!!!! stayed grounded but stoned as hell!

Imagine donkey kong getting a blow job from an N64 cartridge. Now double it. Now you're realm of this strains possibilities. Tastes like burnt dry koolaid powder, mixed with moldy tang. How does tang get moldy? Take a rip and find out. Chronnerbrotherjr, signing off.

Landrace Sativas can make a Sativa hater a believer, if smoked PROPERLY. You must start with fresh head. 100% sober preferably, 1st thing AM will do. And DO NOT MIX LANDRACE STRAINS WITH ANY OTHER STRAIN. Follow those 2 criteria, & you will be sweetly taken back thousands of yrs as if into the arms of an old lover. Or taken from this world entirely, & u will giggle so much you'll forget why you're giggling, & that only makes you giggle more. Maui Wowie. Wow wow wow. Agree with other reviewers, Divine. It will excite you with butterflies & permagrin. Super charged energy to help you with those butterflies, but no worries, your crystal clear, & effortless lack of "chattering thoughts" will leave you saying, "Holy F, I am HIGH." I have major appetite problems & few strains actually make me really hungry. This is one of them. Fyi to best of research there is only "Maui Wowie," while my stores call it "Maui Waui" i believe that is inaccurate.

Has an indescribable smell. Fruity almost like a grapefruit. Burns hashy and slow, tastes hashy as well. Pretty strong head high - not as uplifting as some have mentioned, more of a stoney head high. After about 10 minutes i started feeling pretty baked as well - the sort of feeling i only get with the 50/50 hybrids or pure indicas. music was pretty awesome, as were movies. one of the better sativas i've had in a while, really dig the baked effect.

Very beautiful, light green , a earthy slight fruity smell- taste, solid sativa, very relaxing and has a "waui" effect for sure! Great day runner :)& all around mid way strain!

Aloha! This is some serious smoke my friends! As a Indica guy this is one of a few sativas I really enjoy all the way around.

homegrown so potency is a little less than expected but still a good buzz. feels kind of like a hybrid to me but with more uplifting effects. it's a good comfort zone for me personally. happy, relaxed, munchies not too bad

With buds that are a lime green and dark burnt orange hairs, with random tropical colors scattered about. When inhaled, you mainly taste a skunky tropical flavor followed by a indica high which is odd for a sativa strain, but extremely enjoyable and relaxing. 4.5/5