Northern Lights reviews

I have never been a pure indica guy, and Northern Lights was my first lil adventure into the legal market now that I've got my medical card. This stuff will put you to sleep better than any medicene can, it lulls you in by couchlocking you, rewarding you with euphoria whenever you nod off until you finally get to sleep. Don't operate heavy machinery on this one.

Disclaimer: I did have an infused pre-roll so mileage may vary. This is the only strain (so far) that quieted my brain. I don't think of my brain as being necessarily very loud or frantic, but this had me experiencing truly zero thoughts. Even the songs stuck in my head stopped. I could zoom in and count the hairs on my arm - that's how much patience and nothingness there was. I could recognize how enormous a tree was to an ant, and felt the scale of the earth. Everything feels like a Ghibli movie. Things just *are* and it's beautiful.

This is one of my favorite daytime strains for pain and anxiety. For whatever reason this strain has never worked for me for sleep. I love feeling like the weight is lifted and my body can move freely with this strain, not a care in the world, ready to conquer the day!

Couch lock! This is a strain that I’ve had a lot of experience with over the years. My suggestion is that you might want to wear some diapers if you are an OG. The couch lock may get in the way of getting up to go to the bathroom! So be prepared or you might soil your trousers and make a mess of yourself and induce uncontrollable laughter amongst your friends and family.

A nice strain for the end of afternoon, to relieve stress, physical fatigue and lack of appetite. It didn't couch lock me or make me sleepy, but walking felt like floating and I liked it! My vision felt like seeing in 4K too.

My primary go to, reliable evening smoke. Definitely meant for passive activities (watching/listening) rather than active ones. Definitely will get you relaxed.

Whoah! I have a decent tolerance. when I came across this at only 16% thc, I thought it wouldn’t do much. I was wrong! I hit this out of a dugout and got blitzed af! I think I was too high! I actually got mild anxiety off this. I over indulged. It can make you sleepy. Me and my husband did the deed while I was on this. It was intense. This is a legendary strain for a reason. Even at mediocre THC levels, it is strong. If you come across it, get it.

a great strain - staple. Kinda like smoking in the woods - very piney but in a nice way. Super indica-y watch a show and melt away. You could defo munch some pretzels but you're not gonna order pizza. Top tier indica high