Pineapple Express reviews

oh pineapple express, my first love. my only true love. you give me the best highs and the best munchies and bring the best memories. forever my #1

this strain is single handedly the best strain I have ever smoked. You can perfectly function on this strain but everything just feels awesome. as someone who experiences depression and anxious feelings, this is one of the best strains. Ever. I love this so much. This is my favorite thing ever.

It’s almost a shame to smoke it. It’s like killing a unicorn. With like, a bomb.

This strain is a heavy hitter in the most graceful way of that very thing.. it is a balanced saliva. Not all head like headband strain. It very self centered in its nature when it hits you, and it gives you the choice to accept the pleasant surprisingly lovely graze of a warm rub touch from a woman. All through your body. While bringing all your attention to what’s above, not below you, such as stupid stressful wastes this world tries dragging you down with. NO! It takes you to your high places inside and allows you to come down at your discretion. Giving it a feeling like you have a best friend accompanying you the whole time. Top shelf. Depending on where you go to get it. And also if you take it on Klonipin then you will feel like you are floating. 😉🤭

Amazing Intense Long Lasting Upper. I'm an anxious person and this does heighten my energy. Great in the right situation tho

CHOO CHOO!!!!

I’d previously written this strain off as just hype from the movie… but this bud is an absolutely beautiful experience! The head high is more intoxicating than not, and it’s very stimulating… just shy of too heady (for me at least). The body buzz counter balances any over stimulation from the head high. I’ve never been more happy doing mundane shit on a Saturday afternoon before in my life. It’s like… it’s like being an energetic pancake… warm and covered in syrup, but perfectly capable of doing grown ass shit.

Dopest dope ever smoked. It really is the hype. Balanced perfection, good taste, relaxes, creative, energy, and no dry mouth. Cresco.