Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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Good high, put me to sleep though. It's good, but not as epic as some people say.
Gives a nice smooth relaxed high. Very nice strain
October 15, 2015
good strain loved the taste high was good kept me up and moving like I expected would but again
Wow. The colors were great, flavor and smell were something special. Almost sneaks up on you. Would definitely buy again.
The smell to this strain is amazing. I definitely smelled pineapple and fruitiness. It was smooth and tasty as well. I felt very happy and uplifted. definitely recommended.
Flower looks amazing, Color and bud formation is perfect. Taste is exceptional. Not harsh, very smooth. A very deep sunken or medicated feeling.
It was pretty hard to rate this one. I mean, they named a movie after it, so it's gotta be good, right? Alas, the legendary Pineapple Express just doesn't really do it for me 100%. I still like it, but it's not the bee's knees, as it were. If I were to choose an alternative hybrid as of late, I would say I much prefer 3 Kings.
The taste is great (like pineapples! kinda) and the smoke is smooth, but the effects aren't all there. It'll definitely get you to the next level, but it's missing something that a lot of the danker strains get right. Perhaps it's its relatively low THC level—as an "older" strain, it doesn't have the high percentages seen in recent varieties. Or maybe I was just expecting something more "hybridy" out of this hybrid; it definitely hits as a sativa and I am surprised to see it is not as listed on Leafly.
You'll feel creative, energized, and excited all at once after a bowl of Pineapple Express. But it's not a very sustainable high, and subsequent sessions may not achieve as great an effect (this is true of all strains of course, but I found it especially noticeable with the Pineapple Express).
Pineapple Express may induce munchies, though they can be staved off with copious water and something to distract you. You'll be able to focus on and enjoy intellectually stimulating material such as TV dramas or trippy video games.
I'm a tough critic, so 3/5 really isn't that bad all things considered. I merely wouldn't rate this strain as good as hybrids like 3 Kings (5/5) or XJ-13 (4/5).
One of my favorite strains definitely. very uplifting high, not nearly as much crash as some other more potent strains