Pineapple Express reviews

Strange smoke but a very nice one - doesn't really get you super "high" but has a massive effect on your general mood. I was in a shit mood, smoked this and felt calm and happy. None of the usual racing sativa brain or internal swirl, just a simple relaxed euphoria. Lovely. Totally different to most modern strains which are all about the cerebral blast. This felt more like a dash of MDMA. At higher doses it becomes a run of the mill sativa hybrid, but that initial rush of hazy good cheer is lovely and pretty much unique for modern weed. Much gentler than most, but not "weak", just different.

Pineapple Express is a strain every cultured smoker should look for in their collection. Popularized by the 2008 movie by the same name, Pineapple Express is a dominant Sativa hybrid that will provide you with a tropical blast while you toke. Pineapple Express offers a strong body buzz that is great for both Sativa and Indica lovers alike. Neither causing you strong paranoia or glueing you to the couch like many other potent Sativas and Indicas. While not sweet, the buds contain a strong citrus scent similar to other tropical themed strains. A hint of pineapple can be expected when inhaled. Pineapple Express is great for treating anxiety, stress, and even some forms of serious depression. If you are looking for a social strain or something to ease the stresses of everyday life Pineapple Express is a great addition to anyone's collection. It's amazing Sativa effects will leave you energized and relaxed allowing an individual to take full advantage of the strains medicinal and social properties.

I've been a smoker for a long time now and have kinda grown "numb" to it during the years.. I mean, I enjoy it, but rarely do I get the same buzz I did "back in the day" around 10 years ago. Never seem to get that paranoid, euphoric, giggly or have any chance of "overdosing" and getting dizzy or nauseous. But now that I got some hydro-grown pineapple express, it instantly reminded me of those first fine quality buds I had... I only had smoked 2 bases from a bong and it felt like I had smoked 6-8 one hit bases.. A third one and called it quits.. Went back to my couch and heard a plane from outside... For some reason, I got really paranoid for just a few minutes. It sounded like a damn bomber or a jet and I kept looking around the sky from the edge of my window.... And that's when I started laughing, when I realized how paranoid I was. Sat down on the couch, got comfortable and had one of the best highs I've had in years. Everything felt better, everything was beautiful, everything was alright. Highly recommended! Feel-good weed :)

schizophrenic here. this is the only strain that helps my paranoia. it's also great with soothing aches and pains

Still loving this strain. A best of on my hybrid sativa list! Everything about Pineapple Express I love the sweet Mango-to-apple smell and the wonderful taste smoking it a piney sweet fruit taste. The effects make me very relaxed and focused with lots of creative energy. I highly recommend this strain!

hands down. dopest dope ive ever smoked.

If you don’t play around with Pex(Pineapple Express) before you leave this earth have mercy on your soul! The is the stuff man let me tell you concerts, Christmas parties, awkward family get togethers. This strain can fix them all and more I love this strain have it in a timeless vape cart. The flavor is amazing kinda like a fruity pineapple banana flavor. It’s super cozy and you feel just happy you know.

I got some Pineapple Express, it really met my expectations. Very strong, tight bud structure. It's a lighter smoke with a delayed expansion so a couple seconds after you exhale you'll start coughing. I got a very balanced crop and it smells just like trainwreck, with a more pineapple aftertaste. Its a hazy high, I don't feel sleepy, or energetic, just sort of in a daze. It's great in a joint. Make a cross joint and Seth Rogen himself may just knock on your door and ask for a puff.