Pearl Scout Cookies reviews

So I got stuck in traffic today, I haven't had sex since Bush -- the Senior Bush -- was in the White House, and all the music I thought was cool is now called "Dad Rock" by smirking Millennials who never experienced the joy of ELO's "Time" with a pair of Sennhesier HD 800 headphones and a brain fulla Chocolate Thai. Well, fuck them! You know why? Because I'm blitzed to the tits on Pearl Scout Cookies right now and they aren't. That's right -- they're relishing in Autotuned garbage while I have the dulcet tones of Jeff Lynn buying me a ticket to the moon. And by the time I'm not high off this bud anymore, I could have WALKED to the moon! This isn't a hi-and-bye high, this is a "Oh, were you just about to watch The Wall, Heavy Metal, Wizards -AND- Fritz the Cat? Don't mind if I join you!" high. Three hits off this shit and the buzz is filing a change of address card and putting your cortex down as its new permanent residence. But unlike your last roommate who took a dump in the catbox and then ham-slammed your couch, this new resident is a mellow sort. No drama, no Stinky Hermans in the catbox, no waking up and finding Dickbutt drawn on your face with a Sharpie -- nope, none of that shit. This is a strain with manners: it Fabreezes the bathroom after dropping a Taco Bell deuce, addresses your Mom as Mrs and never once says 'Oi! Wouldja lookit them tits!' within hearing range when you bring your girlfriend over. It will, however, fart on your cat if given half a chance, so, y'know, keep Mittens at a distance. Damn, am I still stoned? Ohyeah I am! So next time you need to be stoned for the length of a Yes song, remember Pearl Scout Cookies: The Dickbutt-Free Strain!

House fly annoy face. Had me some Pearl Scout Cookies. House fly cutest pet.

I asked my dispensary for the highest percentage THC hybrid strain they had and this is what they gave me. The Pearl Scout Cookies were at 28.8 percent THC and kept me high for several hours. Lemony spicy taste with a euphoric uplifting high that lasts a long long time. Really no downsides to this one.

Best weed I've tried yet! The high is amazing puts you in a creative mood and if you let your mind wander no doubt you will be writing a children's book about an octopus and Bambi!

Easily my favorite variation of GSC, and a truly excellent cannabis experience with amazing flavor and effects profiles. Does the trick for just about anything you could want it for. Best enjoyed with some videogames (friends optional but recommended) and/or a nice warm bed with nice pillows and blankets so you can truly appreciate the depth of the amazing body buzz and drift off into a pleasant psychedelic trance as you fall asleep. This strain needs to be propagated everywhere as I consider it superior to Girl Scout Cookies and it has the potential to become extremely popular.

Its hard to give anything a full score but from the smooth inhale and very tunnel vision focused high i give this strain a five. I smoke 2-4 time a day and pearl scout cookies got me on cloud 9 with one bowl.

the batch from Fireline from like six months ago was really really good best stuff ive had for awhile... but it all got bought up quickly... the last batch from a month or two ago was terrible i ended up just throwing away like 9 grams of the half i got of it.. it was unsmokeable super harsh yellow smoke no high at all dont buy this stuff till a new batch comes in

Such a yummy sweet floral but kinda baked good smelling aroma. Smooth hits that also taste good. Very pretty visually with all the orange hairs in contrast to the lemony green leaves. Nice up high. Helps a lot with my pain levels (RA/joint pains) Really low level of munches which is super key